Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.
Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID surprise his wife for Valentines Day.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them... I don't want my chokolate to have more fun than me.
Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage
Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.