Urinary System Quotes

I'm constantly drinking a lot of water to flush my kidneys out. That helps my body.

I too love everything that flows: rivers, sewers, lava, semen, blood, bile, words, sentences. I love the amniotic fluid when it spills out of the bag. I love the kidney with it's painful gall-stones, it's gravel and what-not; I love the urine that pours out scalding and the clap that runs endlessly; I love the words of hysterics and the sentences that flow on like dysentery and mirror all the sick images of the soul.

Male urination really is a kind of accomplishment, an arc of transcendance. A woman merely waters the ground she stands on.

I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.

What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?

It amazes me that organs that piss Can give human beings such perfect bliss.

Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?