Urban Adventures Quotes

Two days in this city is worth two months in New York.

When I was a kid, there was nothing better than water balloon fights. I grew up in Brooklyn: we had the fire hydrants, and we would open up a soda can at both ends and squirt people walking by. I love the kinds of things that encourage you to let your guard down, be open and vulnerable, and just to be laughing sincerely.

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

I prefer the things around town. I'm not one for going out of town too much.

When I went to Chicago, I'll put it like this: I was looking for a dime and I found a quarter.

With the first episode [of John Mulaney Show] I tell a story that happened to me accidentally chasing a woman down the subway.

Traveling for modeling has been great, but I never really have much time to live the tourist life while in all the different cities.

London is one of the most exciting cities in the world with so many fantastic pubs and restaurants. I would urge people to get out there and see as much as possible.

I came to New York to see what I could see - that's from a children's book, isn't it? - and to find the living part.

A lot of the early songs I wrote were about the experience of going to London and meeting rent boys and transvestites and drag queens. A lot of my early material is that: the wide-eyed adventures of a middle-class boy.

A country gentleman should bring his lady to visit London as soon as he can, that they may have agreeable topicks for conversation when they are by themselves.