I'm like Shrek. Shrek's a nice guy, but people keep alienating him, like they did with me in my younger life. I'm very loving and kind and generous - I'm a sweetheart!
One of the most terrible feelings in the world is knowing that someone else doesn't like you. Especially when you don't know what you've done to deserve it.
The things I wanted to do from a very early age - ie. get married and have children - precluded a lot of guys my own age from wanting to have anything to do with me.
This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said to me, 'I had never told you this, but God, you were an ugly baby'.
The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the minute we come in the door.
Rejection is the one constant of human experience.
I said it several times: a blow you are getting from a friend is still a blow, but more painful.
I'm not gonna front and act like your boyfriend. I'm out here, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not avoiding Fox, but they don't seem to want me to be on their shows much. I can't understand that.
Even when I was growing up and playing with friends I used to get kicked.
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
