Unwanted Experience Quotes

When you had the fangs in, you wanted to be a little bit careful that you didn't actually pierce the jugular, kind of like my experience shaving Alan Rickman, which by the way neither of us want to do again, especially Alan.

Usually, someone who's in a show gets me a ticket. I feel cornered. I can't walk out if I don't like it.

Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.

What I would hate to go through is what happened in the mid-90s playing in front of a half-empty theatre, which prompted me to say 'never again' when it came to Waterford. To go through that again in any of the places I call home would destroy me.

I host reality shows; the last thing I ever wanted to do was be a contestant on one.

I don't know if I'd want to be comforted, if I'm being honest. If I'm being forced to eat soot, I want to know that somewhere else in the world, someone else has to eat soot as well. I want to know that soot tastes terrible. I don't want to be told that soot's good for the digestion. And of course, by soot, I mean beans.

This is a game that you don't want to be in!

I had to go see the Glee concert with my daughter - oh my God, shoot me.