When I was little, whenever I got out of the shower, I never wanted to touch the floor because once you touch the floor, your feet are dirty again. So in the shower, I used to put my socks on already without drying them off.
I was a very strange child.
Usually I do everything reverse. I practice something in movies and then I try it in real life.
I like to play kind of the girls-that-eat-worms kind of character.
I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
I do a lot of strange things.
I talk to a lot of people who, when you try to sum them up in a couple of sentences, seem like they must be insane.
I don't know that I'm not normal, because usually, when I tell people the things I do, either their jaw drops or they look at me shocked, but I'm sure I do normal things - everyone eats, that kind of stuff.
I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to say, he was certain of one thing, that nothing worse would happen to him all day. 'Course they made him eat a bowlful of hairy centipedes before they hung him, so maybe that claim was a bit presumptive.
My parents are very quirky, eccentric. They have their own world.
I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine.
I'm a bit crazy, yes.
Essex is an amazing county, with its own set of rules. It's a completely different world.
I've been called crazy many times before.
I know I have an eccentric, obsessive-compulsive side.
The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator. You're sure you'll pass Math 106 this time around. You're determined to actually join some clubs this year and not just sit around in your dorm eating spray cheese from a can and watching youtube videos about cats.
Normal people - i.e., people who aren't actors - are the most bizarre people you can ever come across. I'll talk to someone and come away thinking, 'They are clinically insane.'
It's Wierd not to be Wierd.
Mel is nuts. He puts on a suit and a tie and acts like a normal person so people think he's okay. He's definitely out in left field. He's got the ambition of a boy.
This has become a bugbear of mine: the difference between geek and nerd.
Generally, I wake up, honestly it's creepy, but I wake up around 4:20.
I love buying things I wouldn't normally buy, especially cigars.
My day-to-day life changes; I don't have any standard day.
Strange are the ways of human behavior.
