Unreturned Affections Quotes

My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

When I was 15, I had a crush on this guy who was really good at magic, and so I learned to juggle, thinking it would impress him. I spent hours and hours practicing, planning to show him. And then I never even saw him again. But at least I learned how to juggle.

I had a very big crush on Errol Flynn during 'Captain Blood.' I thought he was absolutely smashing for three solid years, but he never guessed. Then he had one on me but nothing came of it. I'm not going to regret that; it could have ruined my life.

I know that I don't have the image of a lover boy.

When I was not connected with someone, I didn't get asked out that often.

I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend, so nobody came after me.

I really don't have a celebrity crush.

I'm sick of playing romantic leads.

When you are desperate to get someone who isn't all that interested in you, you lay siege as hard as you can.

Usually it's the guys that don't follow you around, who you're attracted to!

I've been used by women all my life, fortunately.

There’s nothing wonderful or interesting about unrequited love. I think it’s shitty, just plain shitty. To love someone who doesn’t return your affections might be exciting in books, but in life it’s unbearably boring. I’ll tell you what’s exciting: sweaty, passionate nights. But sitting on the veranda outside the home of a sleeping woman who isn’t dreaming about you is slow moving and just plain sad.

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

I don't think women have ever thrown themselves at me, although I'm quite naive about these things, or was when I was available.

Do I seem to play characters that in the end don't get the girl? Maybe. But you don't always get the girl or the guy, and there has to be someone to play that.

I've spent so much of my youth trying to change people or change girls and then having it done to me and people wanting me to change.

I've had so many crushes on gay boys.

In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me.

How do you bust out of the friend zone? It's a horrible place to be when you end up there unintentionally with someone you have a romantic interest in.

In college, I had a crush on one of my professors. I used to bat my eyelashes and coo at him. He didn't respond at all, which made me like him even more.

I dont have a crush on anyone easily.

In my twenties, I wrote a lot of romantic stories in which I always lost the girl.

I'm always after boys who don't want me, I'll tell you that much!

If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether.

You know, I've virtually never been chatted up in my life, it's true.