Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
You may reasonably expect a man to walk a tightrope safely for ten minutes; it would be unreasonable to do so without accident for two hundred years.
To expect reason is where the fallacy lies.
Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child.
All right, then nobody can complain if we ask pregnant women to make parachute jumps.
I ask you, is it the fig tree's fault that it's not the season for figs? What kind of thing is that to do to an innocent tree, wither it instantly?
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
This idea that somehow or another, every idea on its face, because it's an idea, has some validity is ludicrous.
