My friends, there are no friends.
I can't really have any friends. It's sad, really. It's lonely. But that's how I am.
I have no friends.
I didn't really have many friends as a child.
I ain't got no friends.
If you're reading to find friends, you're in deep trouble.
Remote, unfriended, melancholy, slow, Or by the lazy Scheld or wandering Po.
I'm very cheap. My friends hate me.
Arbeloa said he was my friend, but I don't consider him my friend - maybe someone I know, but not my friend.
A lot of friends have given up on me.