Unfortunate Results Quotes

You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.

There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

The autopsy was rushed and bungled, and we are still dealing with the consequence of it.

But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.

A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.

Failures have been errors of judgment, not of intent

Sometimes you get what you want not because it's right or fair or even smart, but because you just don't know any better.

Cardinals are never off-base. They are often ill-advised.

You can do something almost any minutes that will ruin you, no matter how good you have been.

Nobody makes movies bad on purpose.

One phrase I would dearly like to consign to the can is 'Out of the Box.' The thinking that told us we should invade Iraq and that house prices never decline may have been out of the box, but it put us into the ditch. We have been badly misled by people who persuaded us that they understood things we didn't.

Too oft is transient pleasure the source of long woes.

Rashness is the faithful, but unhappy parent of misfortune.