I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap laugh because I definitely don't have that sophisticated cool thing down.
I'm a terrible dancer.
When I dance, I look like I'm a dad at a prom. I never grasped my limbs. Ever since puberty I've just kind of felt like we don't understand each other.
I can't shoot straight-up. I've always played crooked. One of my coaches says I play backwards. I do everything backwards. I don't have coordination. It's weird to watch me play.
To me, I don't feel like a dancer. I feel like an idiot trying to be a dancer.
I can't dance. If I try, I'll trip onstage.
I'm very klutzy. I've fallen off horses, I've tripped with my high-heeled boots over a stunt guy.
I guess I just wasn't meant to dance.
The thought of dancing scared me. A lot. Because I have absolutely no aptitude for it.
You know that feeling when your leg falls asleep and you can't really feel it or move it? Well, that's what my legs feel like all the time, so being fluid and graceful has been difficult.
