I never even watched football growing up. I just play the game.
My favorite special skill on my resume is 'excellent monkey noises.'
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
I find it natural to write on the bass, and a lot of people find that really odd.
My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.
I don't understand computers. I've been unable to construct a working mental model of how they do what they do. I can break software by looking at it. I can blow anything up. Without trying. It's sort of like being a dowser. And this extreme elaborate clumsiness on my part is actually something people will pay me for. It's quite wonderful.
I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my fist in my mouth.
I make things of my own that aren't that glam, but I'm not known for that, which has always been a bit of a frustration for me.
