The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.
But just the fact that he was sparkling leads me to doubt everything that happened.
Now produce your explanation and pray make it improbable.
The trouble with excuses, however, is that they become inevitably difficult to believe after they’ve been used a couple of times.
When I had satisfied myself that no star of that kind had ever shone before, I was led into such perplexity by the unbelievability of the thing that I began to doubt the faith of my own eyes.
The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.
Whenever we tell the truth, nobody believes us. We lie, and people take it as etched-in-stone fact.
I find it odd that people take me seriously.
