OK, so I never had a transfer in my career, but I used to love deadline day: Dimitar Berbatov turning up at Manchester airport with hours to go, Robinho coming to Manchester City instead of Chelsea.
I was never close to signing for Manchester United, no.
Ha, some days ago the same people were one hundred per cent sure that I'd signed for Red Bull! So much for that.
I've been trying not to think too much about the rumours of clubs being linked with me.
There's one thing I've never seen in a paper. Jamie Carragher linked with this or that club.
It's clear that I will not be returning to Barca.
Leaving Manchester United? That was not complicated.
It is a pleasure to see your name in the list of players that Barca want.
When you come to Manchester United, in every transfer window - whether the team is doing well or badly - there are always players linked with the club because this club is always linked with the best players.
In the world of football, it is normal that rumours come from the media. It is something that I'm used to.
I never said I wanted to move to Real Madrid. If I did, I would have said so publicly.
I can never shut the door on Aston Villa but I think it's blatantly obvious for everyone looking at it that it's done.
It's a fact that Guardiola is joining Manchester City, and we have to respect that. But there is no truth in the rumours saying I will follow him.
It is nice to see your name linked to some teams, but I am a Hull City player and as far as I'm aware it is just rumours.