You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.
No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it.
My sweet tooth was so bad, it was rotten. So I had to have it pulled. For me, with sugar, it's all or nothing. So I had to cut it out.
I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.
My lower and upper teeth had to be removed.
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Useless as a pulled tooth.
Better a tooth out than always aching.
With great difficulty, I persuaded my dentist to saw one of my teeth level with the others. He thought it might kill the tooth, but it didn't. I wanted it done because I was doing a lot of television with food and I saw myself eating with these horrible crooked teeth.
Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.
The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game.
We Robertses have too many teeth for our mouths.
I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.
His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
