Technological Ineptness Quotes

I'm not really good with technology.

Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.

Things go wrong for me all the time with technology. I'm not familiar enough with it, and I'm too old-school a brain to be able to figure it out. I'm dumb. Anything that I have to attack with my thumbs, for any period of time, makes me feel stupid. So, I try to avoid it, as much as possible, to protect my thumbs.

Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!

I'm technologically an imbecile. But I do use the camera phone!

I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it.

I'm really hopeless with technology - I don't even have a computer.

I'm kind of stupid when it comes to gadgets.

I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

I'm a babe in the woods when it comes to the Internet.

I'm not really a computer man, to be honest. I check my emails every couple of weeks.

Facebook? I have no clue about it. MySpace, none of that. I'm the worst.

I wouldn't know how to find eBay on the computer if my life depended on it.

You know, I'm really bad on the computer. I'm really lame, man. I read and hang out with my kids. I've turned into a five year old.

I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it.

I don't think I've ever sent a text to Gordon Brown because I'm confident that he would absolutely have no idea how to receive it. He barely managed to master WordPerfect 4.1.

My husband is in charge of all phone, email and texting duties at home. He even has to turn on the TV and air conditioning because I'm so hopeless with technology.

I never drove a car. I'm hopeless that way. I press the wrong buttons on the tape recorder. But if the person I'm interviewing helps me out, that person feels needed. People need to feel needed.