Technological Incompetence Quotes

Things go wrong for me all the time with technology. I'm not familiar enough with it, and I'm too old-school a brain to be able to figure it out. I'm dumb. Anything that I have to attack with my thumbs, for any period of time, makes me feel stupid. So, I try to avoid it, as much as possible, to protect my thumbs.

Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!

I think the thing that our government lacks - just about more than anything else - is technological competence. We have some of the greatest white-hat hackers in the world here in the U.S., but the government seems to be technologically illiterate.

I have a sister who is technophobic; she doesn't even use a computer.

I'm really not into technology at all. My brother has to plug the Xbox in for me.

In public, an admission of technological inadequacy would be too embarrassing.

I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.

I'm not a man deeply interested in technology. It eludes me.

I'm afraid I am a bit of a technophobe - a nineteenth-century man caught in the twenty-first century. But there is one piece of technology that I would especially welcome: a device to automatically balance restaurant tables on all four legs so that they don't rock back and forth.

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either technology or balance sheets.

We all know Sen. Feinstein is out of touch, but just to make it worse, by not embracing today's technology, she isn't even connected. Out of touch and disconnected.

I think old people like Hillary Clinton and I shouldn't try and be cool with social networks, you know; maybe she should leave that stuff up to Chelsea.

I'm really rubbish with technology; I'm super backward! I think I got a mobile phone last out of all my friends. I really worried about people being able to get hold of me at any time - I really hated that idea.

I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into technology or computers. I'm not good at interfacing with that sort of gear.

I'm really not techno-savvy - that's just not my personality.

I'm a total luddite when it comes to technology. Pretending I know how to use a computer is a challenge.

I've used a cellphone exactly twice. Things move on. The world changes. And I don't know it.

A man with a machine and inadequate culture is a pestilence.

I'm sort of awkward with technology, and I think I'm the type of guy who would have something cool happen to him, and it would take, like, five days to figure out how to tweet it.