Tech Obsession Quotes

Technology has been, and always will be, my one true passion professionally.

Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.

Over the eons I've been a fan of, and sucker for, each latest automated system to 'simplify' and 'bring order to' my life. Very early on this led me to the beautiful-and-doomed Lotus Agenda for my DOS computers, and Actioneer for the early Palm.

Anyone who spends their life on a computer is pretty unusual.

Call me a nerd if you like, but I do find it hard to leave home without my laptop and a good book.

The only thing I understand deeply, because in my teens I was thinking about it, and every year of my life, is software. So I'll never be hands-on on anything except software.

Innovations, instantly followed by a demented lust for them, now arrive with dizzying speed, not just daily, but in one-hour delivery slots.

I'm a tech geek. Whenever I read about something new, I think to myself, How can I take this and make it black?

As a technologist, I'm obsessed with searching for the next killer app.

I was extremely curious growing up. I taught myself how to sew, French braid, and cook. When I wasn't creating things with my hands, I was learning more about tech. I was experimenting with email at nine, had my first cell phone at 13, and was truly obsessed with the Internet as a teenager.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you.

It's weird; my fascination with tech was kind of combined with the fact that my parents would never pay for anything. It got me more involved because I would have to find clever ways to get things for free.

My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that. I'd rather buy a new gadget than, like, a purse.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

At the Apple store, the people waiting in line for the iPhone 6 were trampled by the people waiting for the iPhone 7.

A lot of people get really seduced by demos of the next display technology. I myself fell under that spell for about 20 years.

I have to have everything. I have to have iPads. I've had I think every generation of iPod. I've had all the consoles at least once; I've had some of them twice. I get them and get fed up with them and get rid of them.

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that.

I identify with anyone who logged online in elementary school and never logged off.

I'm a tek addict myself. No matter where you are, people are looking for something to tear them away from reality, challenge their state of mind.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

I've always been a technological junkie.

I'm a big, big, big techno dork.

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