The woman that comes in, takes the wastebasket away, she's paying 15.3 or whatever it is on payroll tax alone. I mean it is - I never had it so good.
There was a time when people thought our hosts weren't collecting and remitting taxes, and we've been very proactive about going out and trying to solve this.
Governor Romney has paid 100 percent of his taxes that are owed. He has complied 100 percent with what the law requires.
I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, where I could go to straighten it out in my mind. But I don't know where the book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it.
I am and will remain a tax resident in France and in this regard I will, like all French people, fulfill my fiscal obligations.
While you're alive, the IRS will attempt to take what you've made. When you're not, the IRS will attempt to take what it missed.
Does the Internal Revenue Service work for you or do you work for them?
I'm careful to pay every single penny on my taxes. I don't have any money offshore.
If you're in people's living-rooms, via the television, it's what happens. You're more noticeable. But I'm not aware that anyone has said I pay a lower rate of tax. I don't. I pay my full share of tax, believe you me.
Death and taxes are inevitable.
I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
I'd think people would want me to follow the law and pay only what the tax code requires.
Most people don't realize the amount of tax forms the small business guy has to go through.
There are no taxes that are unpaid, nor were there any taxes that I was responsible for that didn't get paid.
Our sixth child, MariaVictoria, when she was born, before any of us could hand MariaVictoria to my wife Rachel, Uncle Sam stepped in and handed her a bill for $43,000.
As artists, we are blessed to be able to make money but, on the same note, are held accountable for our federal tax obligations just like everyone else.
My first tour, for six weeks straight, was with Bobby Darin, in 1958. It was just fun hanging out with him. He was older than I was; he was a college guy. It was kind of a mutual-admiration society, I guess. He taught me how to pay taxes.
Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.
I think people have a legitimate right to minimise their tax obligations if they can, but they should pay their fair whack. I do think it's important to be transparent.
I pay a lot of tax, and I feel, one of the reasons I stay and pay why I'm not based in Monaco... I think my country helped me.
I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.
I'm not saying I shouldn't have to pay any taxes, but I shouldn't have to pay as many as somebody that votes. I don't vote because I don't know anything about politics. And honestly, I can't believe they'd let me. Isn't that an important thing? They'll just let me pick the president! I don't gotta know anything!
Remember: If the IRS suspects you haven't reported income, it can challenge returns from the past six years. So if you are self-employed or have multiple income sources, hold on to six years of files to be absolutely safe.
I've got people handling the media. I employ at the moment two people. No-one is paying income tax on the money they use to employ people.
I paid $1.9 billion in taxes in my lifetime.
