Tabloid Headlines Quotes

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

You won't see a picture of me rolling around in a gutter, but I sometimes have a photo taken when I'm leaving a club looking tired, and there'll be headlines saying, 'She's out of control'. You can't prepare yourself for those things; you just have to shrug them off.

I don't really listen to any of the gossip.

For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry.

I've gone through a lot of the same things like Britney Spears. I just don't have a mug shot.

I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother.

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.

It's kind of bizarre, isn't it? Having that kind of attention. I'm not under the microscope in the same fashion that a lot of the other cast members are, so I think I can slide under the radar a little bit more, but getting any attention at all is completely new for me.

Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.