The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.
Paul Newman is not a very good pool player.
Most innovative little board game since Chess.
Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
Snooker is just chess with balls.
