Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.
Sportswriters are what make sports great and fun to watch.
Them sportswriters don't even know how to put uniforms on, most of 'em.
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks
Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?
Led by a new generation of edgy sportswriters like Lipsyte, we found new purpose in the great issues of the day - race, equal opportunity, drugs, and labor disputes. We became personality journalists, medical writers, and business reporters.
Sportswriters. They were all my friends. They were racetrack guys and so was I.
Marciano was an idol in a simpler era, when professional athletes were heroes and sportswriters were complicit in building legends rather than exposing them. To the public, all that really mattered was that Rocky had 49 wins in 49 fights and retired in 1956 as the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world.
I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.
