The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher.
A poor relation is the most irrelevant thing in nature, a piece of non pertinent correspondence, an odious approximation, a haunting conscience, a preposterous shadow, lengthening in the noontide of our prosperity.
It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.
Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.
We all know that the 'divine glory of the ego' is socially a great nuisance; we all do actually value our friends for modesty, freshness, and simplicity of heart. Whatever may be the reason, we all do warmly respect humility - in other people.
The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrationa bipeds who hurt only themselves.
Of all bores, the worst is the sparkling bore.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
It is always a practical difficulty with clubs to regulate the laws of election so as to exclude peremptorily every social nuisance. Nobody wishes bad manners. We must have loyalty and character.
Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.
I'll be out having a good time and stick my gum on the side of my cup - I know, it's a horrible habit - and people will steal the cup.