I hold the world speed record downhill, in a Rover. I think it was 17 kilometers per hour, downhill.
As far as the media goes, I'm driving in the left lane at 28 miles an hour.
I'm the slowest driver in the world.
Even the slowest guy can go from first to third and help win a ballgame.
The parents of teenagers would love to have a car that won't go very far or go very fast. They could just cruise around the neighborhood, drive it to school, see their friends, plug it in overnight.
The only thing that deeply frustrates me is the slow speed [of major labels]. The more people involved, the slower the pace.
The more haste, ever the worst speed.
I've had it all my life - people thinking I was too small or not fast enough, not strong enough.
Yes! I'm the slowest comic-book writer on Earth.
I remember well my first 300 baud modem, which dialed up and scrolled text at an agonizingly slow speed.
Without going to what I think is my limit. I always say that my ideal is to get pole with the minimum effort, and to win the race at the slowest speed possible.
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.
Grandma's Camry, I don't think it goes past 100. If you're in an F1 car you can do circles around my Grandma's Camry. But it's Ol' Reliable, for sure.
Reggie [Bush] is the slowest person anyone will ever encounter. I don't understand how he's so fast on the field. He's like a slug!
Because Washington state now votes by mail, elections here tend to play out, at an agonizingly slow speed, over many days and, sometimes, weeks.
