Slow Performance Quotes

I do as much debugging as possible on the Mac, but I occasionally must debug problems in the PC world, which is significantly slower.

Cable boxes are, almost without exception, awful. They're under-powered computers running very badly designed software. Their channel guides are slow, poorly laid out, and usually riddled with ads.

Often when websites start running slowly, it's because they're under some form of attack.

The first chance I had to go to Japan, which was in the early nineties, I went to a Noh play. I thought, 'This is very, very slow.' I noticed lots of people falling asleep. I didn't really know what was going on; I was getting a little sleepy myself. Then the more I studied it, the more fascinated I got.

I'm slow at everything I do.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

I don't tolerate anything that runs slowly. Whether it be a phone, tablet or computer, it has to run at optimum speed.

When I first started YouTube, I was using an old computer that I had had in high school that stayed with me through college that was on its last leg. The boot-up was, like, 25 minutes.

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.