Sleep-Inducing Quotes

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.

The timely dew of sleep Now falling with soft slumb'rous weight inclines Our eyelids.

I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.

I prefer the films that put their audience to sleep in the theater. Some films have made me doze off in the theater, but the same films have made me stay up at night, wake up thinking about them in the morning, and keep on thinking about them for weeks.

Most of the movies nominated for Oscars put me to sleep.

There are 49 guys that got bored to sleep on my record, so they got knocked out by it.

It's legendary how architectural lectures can be incredibly boring.

I've got a big buzz going on because I'm known and put people to sleep.

[Gore] tended to drone on and on, in singsong, narcotizing cadences best endured by the heavily caffeinated.

The most powerful soporific is sleep itself.