I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us.
'Slacker' is so not about navel-gazing.
Am I a slacker? I can be a slacker. When I was in college, most people got summer jobs for college or did research during college. I went home and watched TV the whole day for three months; it was really awesome.
When I write 'Beetle Bailey,' I can always do jokes about him being lazy, and everyone gets it.
As my mom says, I was a little bit of a slacker in high school. I really was just kind of unmotivated, a little bit lazy, so my grades weren't that good.
Testing is not the point. The point is about responsibility.
I crave deadlines. If I don't have a deadline, I become a total slacker, which is why I always have so much on my plate.
Archie Bunker used to call me 'the laziest white kid he'd ever met.'
The slacker does not plow during planting season; at harvest time he looks, and there is nothing.
I have to work hard and organize myself so that I'm present and not a slacker.
You are not a slacker if you cut yourself some slack.
My favorite TV show ever is 'Boy Meets World,' and my favorite movie is 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off.'
