I'm only five feet tall, so I'm short.
I’m not short. I’m…vertically disadvantaged.
I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'
He's not too short. He's just... concentrated.
I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.
I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.
I'm under five feet; I'm very small, 4'11 1/2.
I cut a rap song once. It was a few years ago for my old show 'Buck Commander,' and it was a song called 'You're Short.' It was about my camera guy. We shot the video in Las Vegas, 'Ocean's Eleven' style!
Seriously, Jamie Cullum could be the smallest person on the planet. He might be lovely and charming and you might think we all should spend more time talking about his piano-playing techniques but, seriously, have you seen how short he is?
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
I think when you're short, you're always going to be the fan favorite.
