Sexual Release Quotes

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe."

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.

Removed from its more restrictive sense, masturbation has become an expression for everything that has proved, for lack of human contact, to be void of meaning. We have communication problems, suffer from egocentrism and narcissism, are frustrated by information glut and loss of environment; we stagnate despite the rising GNP.

Why is so much sex needed? Because you are tense, sex becomes a release. Your tensions are released through it - you feel relaxed, you can go to sleep; if you repress it, you remain tense. And if you repress sex - the only release, the only possibility of release - what will happen? You will go mad. Where will you release your tensions then?

If pornography releases sexual tension, why don't we send recipe books to the starving?

Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction.

Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And yet to be masturbated by an appealing masseuse, to be in the physical presence of a woman with whom there was some communication and understanding, if not love, was gratifying and fun.

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming.

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.