Sexual Distraction Quotes

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.

When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

I would like to play for audiences who are not using my music to stimulate their sex organs.

Any weapon touched by a woman, even by accident, must be cleansed with both water and prayer so that her essence would not linger, diverting the warrior who might use it next, for even the faintest touch could bring lust to that man's heart. Perhaps that meant a woman who was well trained in arms would be the superior warrior, her attention never wavering from her task.

Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

I started resenting how much art robs from life. I'd go to a party and I couldn't enjoy myself, even sexually. All I could think was how I was going to reinvent the experience into a piece of art.

It is not sex per se - your identification with the body is the impediment to your spiritual growth.