I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.
If you're addicted to gambling, you know where to go to gamble. So, if you have a condition where you're addicted to sex, you know where other that are looking for the same thing are going.
I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical.
I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.
A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.
