Service Issue Quotes

One thing that we have learned is that piracy is not a pricing issue. It's a service issue.

Where's my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

If you're ever in a situation where you're not getting served or you can't get what you need, just cry.

I got a call from my agent; I'm out in the boonies. They're like, 'Where you at? The Warriors are trying to call.' I'm like, 'Hold up! I'm on the lake, and I ain't got no service.' So I had to drive two miles up the road so I could get service and take the call.

I guess the one question I will not get today is: When are you going to do anything about cellular?

Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong.