Serial Marriage Quotes

Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them. 'Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.' With Larry I think it goes, 'Divorced, beheaded, divorced, escaped. Zombie, lesbian, disappeared, inflatable.

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.

It is very difficult to be taken seriously when you're introduced at a party to somebody as the fourth Mrs. Rex Harrison.

All of my marriages lasted seven years.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

The marriages to Mickey and Artie were easy come, easy go. I called them my 'starter husbands!'

I'm a complete romantic - it's why I always get married. Someone should really stop me.

A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.

In Hollywood, it seems that the people least successful at being married are the ones most eager to tie the knot over and over again.

I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.

Only someone who believes in marriage would be married five times.

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.

They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that.

My mother's been married many, many times and grew up believing in love like that. It's remarkable.

There are some people in show business who are proud of the number of marriages they've had.