You know what I think that button [in Kremlin] should have read? It should've read "delete." Y'know, she [Hillary Clinton] is very good at that by the way.
With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.
Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.
Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.
(Gray) Davis said yesterday that he is going to fight like a Bengal tiger, which I believe is also an endangered species.
Be a politician; no training necessary.
The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.
There is going to be a 'Stargate: Atlantis' movie. Unfortunately I'll be making it by myself in my basement.
My father upon the Abbey stage, before him a raging crowd. "This Land of Saints," and then as the applause died out, "Of plaster Saints;" his beautiful mischievous head thrown back.
There is only one absinthe drinker, and that's the man who painted this idiotic picture.
