Safety Warning Quotes

Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."

You shouldn't do that," said Laura. "You could set yourself on fire.

Stop, stop, stop, you're going to poke someone's eye out!

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.

My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.

Remember that the worst accidents occur in the middle of the road.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

I always telling people to "not try this at home," because most of what we do on MythBusters is really dangerous. Consequently, we can't encourage people to try that stuff.

If a lady comes up to you and tells you that your dear mama is lying in a faint on the pavement round the corner, don't you believe her, don't have anything to do with her, do not go with her into the cab. It is the White Slave Traffic.

For your own safety, do not ever tell an astrophysicist, I hope all your stars are twinkling.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are strange as hell.

Don’t worry. I won’t send you off without warning. Just stand there and be awed by my beauty. It’s the safest mode around me. (Savitar)