Romantic Manipulation Quotes

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

Women do not know all their powers of flirtation.

You never have to buy an issue of Cosmo again to be the 'Best Lover He's Ever Had.' Just remember this phrase: 'Oh my goodness, I don't know if that will fit.' Then start mentally picking out jewelry.

The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her.

The great trick with a woman is to get rid of her while she think's she's rid of you.

Take no repulse, whatever she doth say; For 'get you gone,' she doth not mean 'away.' Flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces; Though ne'er so black, say they have angels' faces

That's all it takes in life to win a woman over - a good gimmick.

Be happy, honey. No one deserves it more. But don't forget... I'm keeping one little piece of your heart for myself. And if you ever want it back.. .you know where to find it.

See? This was how he’d gotten me to fall in love with him. At times like this he made me feel like the most treasured woman in the world. “So you don’t remember doing this to me? Naked? In the shower? On the bed? On the floor?” With Matt Damon? Okay, how had the Sarah Silverman video gotten in my head, now of all times?

Ever been kidnapped by a poet if i were a poet i'd kidnap you put you in my phrases and meter.

When I realized I could write lyrics and let someone that I knew listen to them, but not know that the song was about them - say it was a girl. I could write this song about how I feel about this girl, I could play it to them. I just loved it, because all of the words would speak to them. I could see them slowly falling in love with me.

I am a seducer, not a womanizer.

It is stupid to think the audience is a bunch of fools who can be manipulated by long titles and NRI romances.

A girl's affections should never be won unsought.