It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know, Patrick? If I were gay, I'd want to date you." Of course.
Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.
She's not your type. Since when do I have a type?
Thomas Jefferson—another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
I think I'd want to have an affair with a Montgomery but marry a Taggert.
Girls like to see girls dressed up like princesses occasionally. Guys don”t really care, they just want to get the clothes off.
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.
I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes.
Most women don't like good men. They say they want a good buy, but most women always wind up with the bad boy.
I go for all the belles, except the wedding kind.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
We love a lot of vampire fiction - both fiction in which the vampires are enemies to be battled or stone cold foxes to be dated.
I don’t want to disappoint too many people, but the number of interesting political, historical conversations we had, you could stick in your ear, it wasn't that many. We talked about friends, family and of course girls.
I still don't have any crushes on actresses or models. It's always been one of those things with girlfriends. They say, "Who's on your list?" What do you call it, the Get Out of Jail Free card?
Flirtation is a circulating library, in which we seldom ask twice for the same volume.
I always play women I would date.
I wish that I wasn't such an odd mixture. I wish I was serious, but I do love high heels and romantic comedies: being in them and watching them.
I suppose if I did get into a situation with a friend where we both liked the same girl, I like to think we'd sit down maturely and decide who was going to get in there, and then the other would stand aside.
My issue was I was always the friend and never the girl, so I always had crushes on guys, and they all wanted to date my friends.
So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.
We always reminisce about how everyone tried to get Diane Lane's attention, to very little success.
I get to be the nosiest friend or acquaintance that anyone has because it's - my job is to ask you about your dating life all the time.
Now that I'm experiencing motherhood, I'm ready to write the next chapter of my family story. Of course a few jaded folks in the press corps will claim I ran out of money or just want to kiss John Corbett again. One of these things is true.
