Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare let the day go by without making an offering, whether you mean it or not. Money exceeds affection.
Valentine's Day's not for men.
If it's a romantic holiday, the only thing I need is my wife. We love quiet and calm places where we can't be disturbed. Neither of us likes being in busy places; we would much rather stay in our hotel room and enjoy each other's company.
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed.
Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.
