Romantic Failure Quotes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

My first attempt at a kiss was in fifth grade, but it didn't go so well. Later, I used Boyz II Men and Jodeci songs to come on to girls. I had more success.

I was 9 when I wrote 'Fate Stay with Me.' It was this fictional song about romance gone wrong.

I've maybe gotten broken up with one time, and I like to think that's because I'm a very good girlfriend.

The bottom line is that we never fall for the people we're supposed to.

I've never had my heart broken. It's a very sad state of affairs. I think everybody should have their heart broken. I don't think it says anything good about me at all.

A man will talk all day about the woman he wants, but should he come across that woman, he'll do something stupid like cheat on her with the kind of woman he was trying to get away from in the first place. It's not a lot of second chances granted in the realm of that.

My brother the vampire, whose kiss was a slow death sentence, had a stable and loving relationship with a girl who was crazy about him. By contrast, I could barely talk to a woman, at least about anything pertaining to a relationship. Given that my only long-term girlfriends had faked their own death, died, and broken free of enslaving enchantments to end the relationship, the empirical evidence seemed to indicate that he knew something I didn't. Keep your life tonight, Harry. Complicate it tomorrow.

I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!

...whenever a woman describes a man as sweet, the dalliance is doomed.

So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

I may or may not have disappointed Malaika as a boyfriend and a husband, but not as the father of her child.

We've all had our share of relationships failed.

Literally, I kissed a girl, and, like, a week later, she broke up with me. I was like, 'Oh my God, was it that bad?!'

Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily. "Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?" "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

Let me get this thing straight, Inigo--we had SCRAPS for dinner? I'M in YOUR fantasy and the best you can come up with is SCRAPS?" She turned toward the door then. "You have no chance of winning my heart.

Oh for God's sake,' Heather said, 'I wish you two would just go out, fail miserably as a couple, and get it over with.

I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.

The love had just vanished. We're still friendly.

Men and women, women and men. It will never work.

I have memories of being in Yale five years ago. It was December and so damn cold that while professing love to my leading lady and singing a Bollywood ditty which went something like this, Kabhie alvida na kehna – my mouth froze itself to death. I say death because as I inched closer to kiss her, mouthing the words kabhi alvida na… my mouth and jaw just locked.