Every meal I eat, I be like, 'Can I get some orange juice?'
Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke.
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
If you're at a restaurant and someone asks, 'Fresh pepper?,' the answer is yes. When people shake off the fresh pepper, they clearly have no interest in living a full life. Same thing goes for grated Parmesan. Why would you turn that down?
When I go to a restaurant, I eat three-quarters of the food in front of me. That cuts my calorie intake by 25 percent.
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?
My daughter always behaved in restaurants. And if she didn't, she's going out. I mean, one of the parents is going to take her outside. Immediately.
I don't answer my phone in a restaurant.
I do let the kids play on devices when we eat out - it's better than being thrown out of a restaurant.
If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.
Listening to Britons dining out is like watching people play first-class tennis with imaginary balls.
When I go into a steakhouse and order a steak, I'll order the cut of my choice, and I'll order it black and blue. And I'll ask them to bring it with my first course, and I'll just let it sit there.
