Relationship Surprise Quotes

I couldn't believe Sam actually got me a present because i honestly thought the "I love you" was it.

You can prepare a list of the qualities you would want in your ideal partner and fall in love with someone totally opposite.

I figured my wife was about to start law school. If that whole baseball pitching thing didn't work out, I had something to fall back on. I figure I'd put a ring on her finger. Turns out she was the smart one. Turns out she was the gold digger, not me.

I once took the key off my girlfriend's key ring so that I could surprise her when she got home. So I did this whole romantic setup in our bedroom with flowers and rose petals. She was so mad when she got home, but then when she walked in, she was so surprised.

My imagination, my ability to understand the way love and people grow over time, how passion can surprise and renew, utterly failed me.

Brad was a huge surprise to me. I think we were both the last two people who were looking for a relationship. I certainly wasn't. I was quite content to be a single mom with Mad.

One should never know too precisely whom one has married

I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. “I’m no expert,” I began, choosing my words carefully. “Well—actually, I am. And I’m pretty sure there are certain things we have to do before you need to be reading that.

I don't even know how I ended up with the woman that I'm with!

When my wife and I got married, she thought of me being an easygoing person, and I warned her I wasn't.

I hated the idea of a high school sweetheart. Growing up, oh my God, it just made me sick. I wanted to have a range of cool boyfriends. I wanted to travel around and date these interesting men. Then it just happened. You fall in love.