I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be to mention his mistress, if she is beautiful, to his wife.
When asked his secret of love, being married fifty-four years to the same person, he said, "Ruth and I are happily incompatible."
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
The only question a girl can ask herself when their husband chooses to see '27 Dresses' is this: What on earth has he done?
Every couple has two stories - the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone.
