Relationship Effects Quotes

After love, no one is what they were before.

Being married has not affected my career at all other than just making me happier to be on the road.

A strange effect of marriage, such as the nineteenth century has made it! The boredom of married life inevitably destroys love, when love has preceded marriage. And yet, as a philosopher has observed, it speedily brings about, among people who are rich enough not to have to work, an intense boredom with all quiet forms of enjoyment. And it is only dried up hearts, among women, that it does not predispose to love.

All relationships change the brain - but most important are the intimate bonds that foster or fail us, altering the delicate circuits that shape memories, emotions and that ultimate souvenir, the self.

If the thing loved is base, the lover becomes base.

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage makes her something like a public building.

I'm talking about some real subjects and issues in my standup. I'm attempting to make a point about technology and how it's changing our society and our lives, and our addiction to social media, and how it affects marriages and relationships.

The character of a woman rapidly develops after marriage, and sometimes seems to change, when in fact it is only complete.