All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.
Kings and queens might do wicked things, but they don't nag. One thing I like about Bloody Mary: she never said a word about lung cancer.
The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.
It seems to me that kings and queens can be fools when they forget what they are and act like who they are, but they're worse when they only remember what they are and forget who.
Lords are lordliest in their wine.
Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.
His neigh is like the bidding of a monarch, and his countenance enforces homage. He is indeed a horse.
I may be a princess, but I'm definitely not a drama queen.
You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires.
In every queen there's a touch of floozy.
