You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
