Redneck Identity Quotes

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos.

There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

I'm kind of a closet redneck.

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.