I can't really make fun of zombies. They're not liars. They're not cheats.
Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed.
Zombies cannot run.
I think the fascination with zombies is that they don't obey the rules of monsters. The first rule of monsters is that you have to go find them. You have to make a conscious choice to go to the swamp or the desert or the abandoned summer camp.
As movie monsters go, zombies are the most human. They were human at one time. So we are confronted with ourselves in a way, which is much more frightening and disturbing.
Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.
The dead walk among us.
Zombies are the real lower-class citizens of the monster world and that's why l like them.
