Real Estate Transaction Quotes

Everyone says buying your first apartment makes you feel like an adult. What no one mentions is that selling it turns you right back into a child.

I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.

Buying land is not like buying antique. It is not the only deal available.

A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?

It proved easier to buy the farm to get the mineral rights than to buy the coal rights alone.

When people start talking about venture capital and finances and how to create this and do that, a lot of it, I swear, it's like sitting in an escrow meeting when all you want to do is buy a house, and you're signing 50 pieces of paper, but you have no idea what they're talking about.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

And they turned around and leased it to The Assembly Of God Churches - their headquarters are in Springfield, Missouri. They leased it to them for the first year. Then, after the first year, they will donate it to the church.