If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.
I was a terribly quiet, shy child. The comedy thing came when I was at university and I started doing stand-up, which I think was a belated compensation for all that time I spent hiding behind the couch.
I used to drum on the table at school. I think a handful of my school reports say that they thought I might have some kind of ADD because I was making sounds. I was far from being an ADD child. I was actually quite quiet and well-behaved. But I used to drum on things.
Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
I was quite quiet as a kid. I sat around watching people.
Few things are hidden from a quiet child with good eyesight.
I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.
Since I was really small, my mum says I wouldn't talk at breakfast because I would just read the back of the cereal packet.
