Purse Contents Quotes

Sometimes if I have a big enough purse I'll bring my perfume or something. Right now I really like Beaute, it's by Johan B. and it's really nice, so I like that.

A mini lint brush is always in my purse.

Do you have it on your person?" my father asked. "Jesus" I replied. "My person has it in her purse.

On an average day, I have two things to read in my purse: a book and a play.

I'm kind of a weirdo about Krazy Glue. I don't know why, but I always have it in my purse.

If you can remember all the accessories that go with your best outfit, the contents of your purse, the starting lineup of the New York Yankees or the Houston Oilers, or what label "Hang On Sloopy" by The McCoys was on, you are capable of remembering the differences between a gerund (verb form used as a noun) and a participle (verb form used as an adjective).

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

I'm one of those people who have everything in their purses.